As I realized this morning that I've almost filled another journal, it struck me that my journals have been filling up much more quickly since I began blogging.
Dear Nobel Peace Prize Board,
OK, maybe I’m an idiot, but I don’t understand why Al Gore got the Nobel Peace Prize. I really did love An Inconvenient Truth, but what does it have to do with the Nobel Prize? Please explain.
Will less pollution advance the cause of peace on our planet?
No offence, NPPB but I think not. I guess like everything else the NPP has gone Hollywood.
I love those sponsored links in the Gmail sidebar. Depending on your subject line, a million different websites that have, supposedly, something to do with it just pop up.
I sent an email regarding a book to a friend and these are the links they came up with:
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What would I get if I were talking about my vibrator or the previous day's screamingly good sex?
I won't be around for the rest of the week. The office is paying good money to a company to keep me out of the office for two days "teaching" me computer stuff. All they had to do was say, "Hell, Jazz, we don't want to see you, disappear for the rest of the week." No need to pay mucho dinero to have me stay away...