Friday, September 08, 2006

Lunchtime observations

Wow, it’s actually really warm today. Summer warm and sunny. But they’re predicting crappy weather for the weekend. Good thing, ‘cause I don’t know if I could actually deal with a weekend of good weather after all this time.

A shrug is not a good piece of clothing at the best of times. How the shrug became a fad is totally beyond me. No one looks good in a shrug. It’s a sweater that was never completed. Now, when you’re wearing a shrug and your middle is bigger than your top and, to make things worse, you’re wearing a big studded belt around your middle just to emphasize it more, well, um, how to put this delicately… ok, it can’t be put delicately. It looks horrendous. Shrugs are evil. ‘Nuff said.

Why to teenagers screech? Well, teenage girls screech. Teenage boys scream at the top of their lungs. All of them. All. The.Time. What’s up with that?

Was I like that? All in all it’s a good thing I’m not a parent ‘cause most of the time I just wanna bitch slap ‘em and tell them to shut the fuck up already.

I know, I’m a bitch; what's more, I'm an intolerant bitch.


Big Brother said...

You should know that teens only have two volumes...loud and louder. Some of them are even worse. And yes you were... I gues we all were at one time or the other.
As for clothing, thank god that those bare belly t-shirts are on the way out. Nothing worse than a belly shirt and baby fat or adult fat for that matter.

choochoo said...

Actually, I never shrieked as a teen. Nor did I speak much or make eye contact.

Hageltoast said...

teenagers have three volums, loud, louder and sulk (silent mode vocally, but stomping akes up for it)