Thursday, December 18, 2008

Christmas Cake

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Y'all know I don't love to cook. At all. However, baking is something I really like. I can really get into the whole cake and cookie thing.

For this holiday, I decided to share a special recipe. My Tequila Christmas cake. You'll love it I'm sure.

Ingredients:

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas!
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14 comments:

VioletSky said...

be very careful when straining nuts.

spellcheck was a tittle lippsy doodle la la la fla

ticknart said...

So, this is why Mr. Jazz doesn't let you cook.

XUP said...

I wish I could spend Christmas at your house. It sounds so holly jolly (I like cake)

Suzan Buckner said...

Throw in some of my famous Bourbon eggnog, and it sounds like a wonderful Christmas!!LOL

citizen of the world said...

No wonder you make an exception for that kind of cooking!

Urban Animal said...

hehehehe so you liked the recipe... hic!

furiousBall said...

that's my recipe! i mean except with all the pretenses of actually cooking something

geewits said...

I'm sure I could substitute Jaegermeister and the cake would turn out pretty much the same?

kimber the wolfgrrrl said...

Mmmmm... cake AND tequila! Perfect!

Susan Tuttle said...

You are too much!

Merry Christmas!

Susan
xo

Jocelyn said...

I make that cake every night--without the fruit, flour, salt, lemon juice, nuts, sugar, and mixer!

raino said...

i truly love those kinda recipes. it sounds yummy.

Rachel said...

Wipe the counter with the cat?

That'll go over well in my house!
I'd lose an eye.

otherwise a fantastic recipe!

Jazz said...

I'd answer everyone's comment individually, but I sorta have a headache today. Dunno where that came from.