Friday, August 07, 2009

Friday Funny

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Because I have nothing interesting to say, because Mr. Jazz made me laugh with this one and because we all deserve a chuckle on a Friday:



Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the proposed universal health care plan.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, and the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled; "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!
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15 comments:

rachel said...

Ha!

Thats good. Be funnier if it weren't true!

Hagelrat said...

lol, thanks for this.

Jeaux said...

In a separate conference, the osteopaths sought a more bare-bones approach.

Yes, it rattled me too.

Bonnie, Original Art Studio said...

Priceless!

Susan Tuttle said...

someone has too much time on their hands to write this -- but funny nonetheless.

Gaelyn said...

LOL! Thanks, I needed that. ;-)

secret agent woman said...

I don't care what they all think as long as we get a national health plan!

Dumdad said...

... while the nurses said they couldn't care less about the whole thing...

choochoo said...

you know, people tell me to grow up all the time. None of them are pediatricians...

lime said...

yep, that sounds about right!

Running Goddess said...

This is really funny :)

endangered coffee said...

I read that with one very long, yet appreciative, groan.

alison said...

Bwahahaha!

XUP said...

Har har har har...

Jocelyn said...

My mom loves to send me forwards through email; I always tell her to stop it. But now I have something to send her! HEEE.