Friday, August 14, 2009

Friday Funny*

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Quote of the day

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.



* Coz it's so much easier than writing a post and I'm lazy that way.

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17 comments:

Maddy said...

Works for me!

Mr. Jazz said...

A woman turns groceries into a meal? Not in my world ;-p

Jazz said...

Maddy - don't it just...

Mr. Jazz - I knew you'd pick up on that! :-D

XUP said...

Man, we are freakin' AWESOME! Why don't we rule the world yet, I'd like to know....

choochoo said...

dang straight!

Gaelyn said...

I agree with everybody on this one.

pinklea said...

I like it! I'm going to print itout and put it either on my fridge or my Christmas cards.

secret agent woman said...

It's true, but sometimes I wish it didn't have to work that way.

Bonnie, Original Art Studio said...

That is great. I'm going to write it down to share with my DH. Thanks Jazz - it's always fun to come here.

Rachel said...

Unfortunately, there are too many menfolk and children who either dont get it, or refuse to beleive its true.

geewits said...

And give her a laugh and you'll have one too.

Suldog said...

Yup.

And you give a woman one chance to see you looking at another woman, and she'll build it up in her mind into you not loving her anymore and an affair you've been having for many years.

One comment about her clothing not fitting, and she'll build it up into you hating her and that she's grossly fat.

And (this one has actually happened to me) make one comment about how you prefer cats to kittens and she'll build it up into you hating babies.

Both sexes suck. I wish there was a third one :-)

ticknart said...

"She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."

Unless it's your penis.

mrwriteon said...

By God -- you're right!

Warty Mammal said...

LOL.

Guillaume said...

Funny.

Maddy said...

Come along now! No update!