.Early morning. You're getting ready for work.
You're sitting on the bed, staring into space - as you are wont to do It's just so damn early isn't it.
You snap out of it, sigh, and bend down to put on your socks.
The button of your pants pops off. The only reason it doesn't fly across the room is that you're bent over
Guaranteed to make you feel good about yourself on a gloomy Tuesday morning.