What hasn't happened before, the more enjoyable sex? And I have to wonder: safer?? How so? Are they selling you a condom? Actually I wouldn't be surprised.
And this one:
ViaGrow gives you more economic value & pleasure for less money - dont let the financial crunch halt your sex life.
I admit I like this one. In a sea of Viagra ads and "do you want to grow a fatter, longer penis" and "girls will love your huge dick" ads, this one does stand out because despite its lack of apostrophes and the use of ampersands in a sentence - which drives my inner grammar whore insane - I stopped and read it again before I hit delete.
ViaGrow - sounds like some sort of house plant fertilizer doesn't it? Hmmm come to think of it... but I digress.
Never, ever, not once have I seen a product like this linked to the the recession.
Can't you just picture the banker, sitting at his computer.
"Damned recession, I bought all this commercial paper, lost all my money and now I can't afford my Viagra!! Wait, what's this? ViaGrow? A cheap alternative to the bitty blue boner pill*? I can have sex again? Quickly, I must order this wonderful product now!"Do people actually fall for it? Do they? Who? Why? Seriously, who are these people?
Of course, people fall for the time worn "my father was a murdered African prince and I need your help to get his money out of the country" scam. To the tune of thousands of dollars (and then go on TV to whine about it and you're just sitting there thinking HELLO! imbecile, if it looks too good to be true that's cause it fucking IS! and why aren't you way too horribly embarrassed about being taken in and having your common sense take a back seat to your cupidity to actually talk about this on TV? What is WRONG with you?)
So yeah, I guess ViaGrow the wonder fertilizer isn't that much of a leap of faith, is it?
* An alliterative banker no less!