- Ok, Ok! I take it back, Unfuck you!
- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
- How many times to I have to flush before you go away?
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine!
- Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after
- Do I look like a fucking people person?
- This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting (my personal favourite)
- I started with nothing and I have most of it left
- I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me
- You! Off my planet!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose
- Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self control.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- And your cry-baby, whiney-ass opinion would be?
- I'm not crazy, I've just been in a bad mood for the past 30 years.
- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. (that was obviously written for me!)
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Do they ever shut up on your planet?
- I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
- Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
- Back off! You're standing on my aura.
- Don't worry, I forgot your name too.
- I just want revenge, is that so wrong?
- I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Not all men are annoying; some are dead.
- Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done.
- Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
- You look like shit, is that the style now?
- Earth is full. Go home
- Aw, did I just step on your itty bitty ego?
- I'm not tense, I'm just terribly terribly alert (this one's for ChooChoo)
- A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
- You are depriving some village of its idiot.
Friday, November 17, 2006
Since I'm totally inspiration free today...
I'm just copying. Some snappy come backs for people who annoy he hell out of you.
Concocted by Jazz