Friday, September 11, 2009

Friday Geography Lesson

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The geography of a woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The geography of a man

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by nuts.
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17 comments:

alison said...

Ain't that the truth.

Rachel said...

LMAO!!

A bit simplistic, but has a lot of truth to it.

LOL

Bonnie, Original Art Studio said...

Thanks for a good laugh Jazz! That was a good one.

wigsf said...

I agree, men are ruled by women.

Kay said...

LOL! Unexpected ending delightful! Love this!

geewits said...

heh heh heh, I loved it! Except I'm between 41 and 50 and probably more like Ireland.

Dumdad said...

Fair comment!

Gaelyn said...

ROFL!!!! Love it. Thanks, I needed that this morning. ;-))

BrightenedBoy said...

I love this. It's beautiful and funny at the same time.

VioletSky said...

this makes 'old age' sound better and better!

Warty Mammal said...

LOL!

Short and to the point.

pinklea said...

YES! All true, true, true!

Jocelyn said...

Even though I'm over 40, I'm going to maintain I'm still in my Greece years.

This was too funny.

XUP said...

So sexist and yet no man has disputed it. Interesting

Pouty Lips said...

That's me Israel living in a house full of nuts.

mrwriteon said...

Great, and maybe even true.

Guillaume said...

Funny.