Have a happy period. What fucking moron at Always came up with that nugget of stupidity for their ads? No seriously, I ask you! Not a woman, that's for sure. No woman has a "happy period". Only a guy could seriously try to sell pads to a woman with a line like that.
I'm sure he never had his period start with a gush several days early on a bus where there was NO possiblility of "fixing things"
He never had to wear a pad the size of a small Carribean island 24/7 for a week.
He never had to wander around with a string hanging out of his cootchie.
He never had to deal with PMS and all the hormonal bullshit that goes with having a "happy" period.
And no, the fact that he as to shave each day does not make up for it.
Happy period indeed. Asshat.