Tuesday, April 11, 2006

TMI and language alert

Have a happy period. What fucking moron at Always came up with that nugget of stupidity for their ads? No seriously, I ask you! Not a woman, that's for sure. No woman has a "happy period". Only a guy could seriously try to sell pads to a woman with a line like that.

I'm sure he never had his period start with a gush several days early on a bus where there was NO possiblility of "fixing things"

He never had to wear a pad the size of a small Carribean island 24/7 for a week.

He never had to wander around with a string hanging out of his cootchie.

He never had to deal with PMS and all the hormonal bullshit that goes with having a "happy" period.

And no, the fact that he as to shave each day does not make up for it.

Happy period indeed. Asshat.


Hageltoast said...

LMAO!!! do you remember Dr Whites? All through school it was like having a canoe in my knickers!

Big Brother said...

PMS'ing little sister?