Tuesday, April 11, 2006

TMI and language alert

Have a happy period. What fucking moron at Always came up with that nugget of stupidity for their ads? No seriously, I ask you! Not a woman, that's for sure. No woman has a "happy period". Only a guy could seriously try to sell pads to a woman with a line like that.

I'm sure he never had his period start with a gush several days early on a bus where there was NO possiblility of "fixing things"

He never had to wear a pad the size of a small Carribean island 24/7 for a week.

He never had to wander around with a string hanging out of his cootchie.

He never had to deal with PMS and all the hormonal bullshit that goes with having a "happy" period.

And no, the fact that he as to shave each day does not make up for it.

Happy period indeed. Asshat.

2 comments:

Hageltoast said...

LMAO!!! do you remember Dr Whites? All through school it was like having a canoe in my knickers!

Big Brother said...

PMS'ing little sister?