I had all these blog subjects bouncing around in my head yesterday.
I had lots of blog subjects bouncing around in my head when I woke up this morning. One of which was a bizarre dream, wherein my brother would stow his waterbed in my fridge so that it would be cool when he went to bed. I mean, what the fuck?
Now, well, all blog subjects have deserted me. They ran screaming from the room, tearing their hair out, when I arrived.
I am alone. Sitting on this chair, wondering where the hell everyone at the party went.
Damn, I hate Mondays, 'cause people? I ain't got nothing else for you. The best you're gonna get today is me sitting on this chair, wondering where all those witty blog entries ran off to.