All credit for this goes to Simi-Bee, who some of you know.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Just sayin'
3 comments:
Oh god (or goddess or some other supernatural being, animal or thingie) it's great... I love pun's, sick person that I am, and that one is a doozy. Now here is an existential questions... Are puns better when they are spur of the moment, ad lib or when there is an elaborate build up to them?
LMAO!!!!!!
hehe - still funny:)))
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