Friday, March 02, 2007

Sex Trivia Take 2

My head is empty these days, so here's more cutting and pasting. And so I watch the snowstorm outside my window and think of turkeys and giraffes....

  • Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).
  • About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation. (Wow - easy to please...)
  • 14% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time.
  • 60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
  • The Romans would crush a first time rapist’s gonads between two stones. (That would have quite the dissuasive effect)
  • It’s illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States.
  • In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth. (But it's open season on car drivers)
  • In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. (How is this enforced? I wouldn't go up to a rutting moose and try to persuade him to go elsewhere... )
  • In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Um... Ouch! )
  • According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.
  • When Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20 percent.
  • Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
  • Up until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.
  • During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you’d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime. (Poor animal!That would have been a cause for PETA)
  • The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.
  • A "Dork' is a whale's penis. Whales, as you might imagine, have the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, due to his size, with a ten foot long member that is one foot in diameter. (But teeny sperm)
  • Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
  • The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds. (They should get lessons from minks)
  • Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
  • An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long. (So much for the "hung like a gorilla" myth)
  • Humans, fish and porpoises share a common sexual practice -- fellatio


Anonymous said...

minks hmmm, is that why they have all that gorgeous fur OR is it because of the gorgeous fur that they have sex for 8 hours at a go?

Thanks for giving me things to ponder.


Big Brother said...

14% of males didn't like sex the first time? Who'd have thought. If they crush gonads for the first rape... does that mean that there is a second? Boy, he must have cast iron balls. I would think that there would be no second time rapists after hat. OUCH

Ian Lidster said...

So, the old expression "she (indulges in coitus)like a mink," has genuine meaning, this suggests. What a relief. 14% of strapping lads didn't like it the first time out? I'm proud to say I am part of that elite corps of 86%.
Those were fun facts.


Steven Novak said...

Turkeys love to swing and gorillas have tiny dicks.

If they had taught this stuff in school I would have paid more attention. ;)


tkkerouac said...

interesting read!

Hageltoast said...

i want to be a mink!!!

ticknart said...

I didn't know that they made other flavors of edible undies. I've only seen cherry flavored. Personally, I'd rather have grape or fruit punch.

Gnightgirl said...

Illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the U.S.: Several years ago, my 14-year old cousin came to visit me and my (now ex-) husband, a cop. Her mother consented to let her ride along with him one evening, and one of the calls was to a funeral home, where someone had broken in and raped one of the deceased.

They caught the guy, charged him for breaking and entering, but could, at the time, find no law against the necrophilia.

Well, anyway, it was certainly an eduational evening for my little cuz.

Evil Spock said...

Wait, fish are having oral sex in my tank?!? Can I make money off of this???

Jazz said...

Amazing, how many comments the sex trivia entries generate. LOL

BP - I'd say they have the gorgeous fur because of the sex. You know, the well f*ucked look...

BB - I would think getting one's gonads crushed would be a huge deterrent from doing it again.

Ian - I never heard that expression. Though I take it it's a bit more vulgar than your version.

Steve - They did teach it in school, you just were too busy not paying attention

tkkerouac - thanks

Toast - You all want to be minks. You bunch of perverts.

Ticknart - Personally I don't understand why anyone would actually want to eat undies, cherry flavoured or not.

gnightgirl - Well, I didn't check out the trivia to see if it was accurate. But the whole necrephilia thing? I'm really open minded but that's sick. Course you're better off raping a corpse than a live person. In a sick sorta way.

Evil Spock - Only if the money goes to finance the Collective.

Jocelyn said...

Did you really just use the word "dissuasive"? I'm not getting over that.

tom said...

That Law of 1884 just iritates me to no end!! LOL

Dave said...

Wow! I think I am going to be sending this post to a few friends of mine. I think I know a girl who can relate to being a part of the 1% of the adult female population who are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation!

Jill said...

Hmmm, sounds like somebody could make a fortune by inventing a vibrating bra.

Jazz said...

Jocelyn - What's wrong with dissuasive?

Tom - Shall we get the law put back on the books?

Dave - I'd like to be part of that 1%, but I'm much too average for that.

Jill - Would it really be worth it for only 1% of the population?