Monday, July 09, 2007

Monday Haiku


Life at the cottage
Interesting dilemma
Pee inside or out



Going to see friends
And using their shower
Septic meditations




Blogger craps out again
I can't use the title line
At least it posts now.

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16 comments:

Jill said...

Definitely pee outside. Definitely.

Gnightgirl said...

I just pee'd outside for the first time in 20 years, having gone camping again after that much time. It's...better than walking all the way to the potty house, but the first time my friends shine a spotlight on my big white butt, I'll keel them.

ticknart said...

Chamber pot.

somewhere joe said...

out the window...

Big Brother said...

Told you lil' sister, dig an outhouse. A deep hole a board witha whole, some caustic lime and away you go. ;o)

geewits said...

There are different alternatives out there such as the envirolet composting toilets and the plastic port-a-john things. But that doesn't give you a place to take a shower. Nice haikus, by the way. I couldn't get the title bar to work at first last night but after randomly clicking around it the cursor finally showed up.

Blogger:

Sometimes it sucks eggs.
Other times it works just fine.
Unpredictable.

Jocelyn said...

Outside.

And that's where you should throw Blogger, too, when it messes with you. I do wonder what's up with the personalized hell Blogger's been putting you through.

choochoo said...

Pee outside! Pee outside! You can do it. Or you can compromise and stick your butt out the window.

Evil Spock said...

Yay for haiku! Haiku is the way everyone should communicate!

Ian Lidster said...

To pee or not to pee, that is the question. But, depending on need, then the answer is often obvious. Peeing in the woods is a wonderful thing -- for a guy.
Loved your haiku.

Ian

Lhianon said...

nice haiku!

rent a portajohn.

Tai said...

Ugh, peeing anywhere but in a proper bathroom gives me the willies.

Also? LOVE Jerome K Jerome, I just noticed the quote by him. Have you ever read any of his books?

Dorky Dad said...

I love to go pee
Out in the vast wilderness
But the bug bites suck

Ian Lidster said...

OK, Evil Twin, 'tag', you're it. Come and check out my latest blog.
Cheers,
Ian

Josie said...

You told the whole story, in as few words as possible, but painted a wonderful picture. I'm laughing. Pee outside, just be sure to take T.P. with you, and don't use a leaf, especially if it's stinging nettle.

...just sayin', is all...

Jazz said...

Sorry everyone for not having answered your comments the last few posts, or commenting on your blogs, but Blogger wouldn't let me post comments. Blogger has it in for me. Perhaps because my blog is rated R? Who knows.

Jill - There is a certain freedom to peeing outside.

Gnightgirl - Yeah, I have the same what is anyone sees my blinding white butt phobia.

Ticknart - but where to empty it?

Joe - Mosquito screens

BB - Do you really think I should be trusted near anything caustic? Think about it.

Geewits - you are so practical. I love that in you.

Jocelyn - It's because this blog is rated R. Blogger wants to be a family place, like Vegas...

Choochoo - Course I can do it... piece of cake... or... um...

Evil Spock - you should check out Somewhere Joe's latest entry. He writes beautiful haiku.

Ian - In situations like this, penis envy indubitably does exist.

Lhia - You know how much portajohns cost???

Tai - Consider peeing outside as communing with nature...

DD - Such a poet you are.

Josie - With my luck it wouldn't be stinging nettles, but poison oak...