Thursday, July 05, 2007

Seen at lunch

Thin as a rail
Black thong sticking out of super low rise pants
4 inch stilettos
Black push up bra
Yellow net top
Deep fake can tan
Fake blond long straw-ey hair
50+
Nasty.

16 comments:

Big Brother said...

You said it sis... almost as bad as 50+ with a bad toupee, and a gold medallion hanging in the chest hair.

Dan said...

Someone should just take her aside. Poor thing!

Paul Carter said...

Hey! I think I know her!!

~ Paul

ticknart said...

I think I work with her.

Jill said...

Ewwwwww.

And you'd think she would have something better to do, after living for half a century.

geewits said...

Maybe she was really 35. eewww.

Happily Anonymous said...

Ah....just another one refusing to let go of her long, lost youth, huh?....lol

Josie said...

Eeiiuuwww. Nasty is right. And kind of sad, too.

Dorky Dad said...

Oooh ... did she have chunks of flab hanging out or was the skin leathery from decades of smoking and tanning? Nice.

Jocelyn said...

Keep playing with the "verse as profiler"! Too fun.

I saw the same woman yesterday, but she was closer to 70 and smoked a couple packs a day on top of it.

Ian Lidster said...

My kinda gal!!!

Oh well -- as long as she's happy -- I guess.

Your description -- priceless.

Ian

Em said...

I'm sure she looks great to a 50+ guy with a toupee and a fake tan and some leather pants. LOL

Evil Spock said...

Disgusting! Evil Spock hates to see a scene like that!

Voyager said...

That was my cousin.
V.

Anonymous said...

something to strive for
LMAO
Vass

Gnightgirl said...

Most interesting is that she thought you were looking at her in complete admiration and/or envy.