Monday, June 16, 2008

In the news


Several months ago, I did a post on the dangers the dangers surrounding us at every turn. Baby bottles (among so many other things) were declared toxic.

Well, something much worse, has happened now. Your shower curtain might be killing you. Thankfully, some people were level headed enough to call the news item fear mongering.

I can't help but think the study was probably sponsored by glass shower door manufacturers. Or something.

I can't help but think toxicity is the norm in today's society. We'd probably suffer from huge withdrawal if we didn't have our toxins.

11 comments:

Big Brother said...

Hell lil sister, they didn't list a psychotic with a big knife and scary music in the study. That one is definitely really bad for your health... ;o)

pissed off patricia said...

Why do shower curtains hate America?

furiousBall said...

i need my government to inspect my shower curtain too. of course, i'm going to be on the other side of the curtain naked hoping it's a hot inspector lady

Jazz said...

BB - Your shower curtain has become the psychotic serial killer. Bwah!

POP - Because they're republican

Fuball - In your dreams, Dude. It'll be an unshaven fat guy with a beer belly, a greasy comb-over and, since shower curtains are toxic, no shower for the past 3 months.

choochoo said...

yeah, I don't know what I'd do without my toxins in the morning. And throughout the day.

Ian Lidster said...

Damn, I just had a shower. How many minutes did I knock off my life?
All I can think of is poor Janet Leigh in Psycho. Definitely unhealthy for her.

Em said...

I knew my shower curtain had been acting suspicious lately.

XUP said...

Does this mean we can no longer pack shower curtains in our carry-on luggage?

That girl said...

I remember a time when the news would report, well, the news!

Jazz said...

Chooch - without toxins you are nothing.

Ian - you don't want to know... the end is near

Em - it's out to get you

Xup - Transport Canada is drafting a comment as we speak...er type.

TG - damn girl, you're getting old!

citizen of the world said...

And the alternative to having a shower curtain is...?