This doesn't mark my 500th post, but rather my 499th. I can't even freaking count - Friday, then, will be 500. Course I could've said this was 500, who the hell would've known. But I'm nothing if not honest about these things; I keep my dishonesty and lies for important things like saving my butt.
It's springtime and damned if I don't once again have a cold. So I'm doing the inhaler for the asthma, the nose drops for the sinus problems, not counting the freakish migrating sore throat that I have one day, not the next and which comes back the third day. WTF is that about?
And as of yesterday evening, the eye drops. Because now, adding insult to injury, I've developed conjunctivitis, aka pink eye - bunny eye. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd swear it was the evil Easter bunny bringing chocolate and pink eye to the people. The timing is just too good.
But, fortunately for my - and everyone else's - mental health, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Nonetheless I'm now leaking crud out of pretty much every orifice in my head.
It's spring, the sap is running.