Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I was wrong

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This doesn't mark my 500th post, but rather my 499th. I can't even freaking count - Friday, then, will be 500. Course I could've said this was 500, who the hell would've known. But I'm nothing if not honest about these things; I keep my dishonesty and lies for important things like saving my butt.

Moving on.

It's springtime and damned if I don't once again have a cold. So I'm doing the inhaler for the asthma, the nose drops for the sinus problems, not counting the freakish migrating sore throat that I have one day, not the next and which comes back the third day. WTF is that about?

And as of yesterday evening, the eye drops. Because now, adding insult to injury, I've developed conjunctivitis, aka pink eye - bunny eye. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd swear it was the evil Easter bunny bringing chocolate and pink eye to the people. The timing is just too good.


But, fortunately for my - and everyone else's - mental health, I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Nonetheless I'm now leaking crud out of pretty much every orifice in my head.

It's spring, the sap is running.

Fun times.
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15 comments:

raino said...

sounds like you are fighting something like a virus! love those bunnies. want them.

Suldog said...

"I'm now leaking crud out of pretty much every orifice in my head."

Best blog quote of the past few months, at least!

Hope you feel better soon!

furiousBall said...

"I'm now leaking crud out of pretty much every orifice in my head."

right now i'm trying to ask you to make out

Jocelyn said...

Can this be the silver lining?: if you have pink eye, you're supposed to stay away from contact with others. So if you're at work, go home.

Tell them Dr. Jocey told you to.

Jazz said...

Raino - take the bunnies; they're yours!

Suldog - that's high praise coming from you!

Furball - Um.. yeah, well... Why is it 100% of guys so far have picked out that line?

Joce - I am at work. And I'm gonna give it to them all! (insert evil chuckle) Is it that contagious?

lime said...

oh man, you just brought back a rush of bad memories from my horrendously allergy laden childhood. i feel you pain, leakage, puffiness, and all.

Rachel said...

"Leaking crud out of every orifice" you have continence problems, too?!

Also, I have a sudden craving for chocolate chip buttermilk pancakes, with maple syrup. Odd...

Jazz said...

Lime - if I had allergies on top of everything else, I would have to kill myself.

Rachel - I did take the trouble to point out "in my head". I hadn't at first, but then I read it and figured I really better add that.

XUP said...

Thanks for sharing. And here I was hoping for a menopause update.

Jazz said...

XUP - That is for another day.

Jill said...

Oh, so sorry you're not feeling well.

Do you really think the Easter Bunny has those freaky red eyes? Cause red-eyed bunnies really creep me out. There's no telling what kind of diseases they carry.

Did he at least bring you chocolate?

pinklea said...

You know, the sicker you get, the funnier you write! The "leaking crud" line is awesome!

Big Brother said...

Hey lil sister, just four words for you... Stay away from me!!! The thought of you leaking from every orifice, well I really didn't need that image.

geewits said...

Are you drooling too? Maybe that's just from the chocolate.

Hagelrat said...

love da fluffy bunnies