Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Dear girl on the subway,

Sometimes the dreaded Visible Panty Line is not a bad thing.

Especially when you are wearing a skirt so sheer we can see the pimple on your butt and the beige g-string disappearing between yer cheeks.

Yep, little one, when we can actually see the beige g-string clear as day, you really got to change skirts. Please. I'm trying hard to be open minded here, but girl, you might as well be naked. I'm hoping your parents didn't actually see you leave dressed like that this morning. And if they did? Well, then the mind boggles....

For your own sake, and ours, get some clothes.

Motherly-ly,

Jazz

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

snigger.
Toast

Anonymous said...

agh! AGH! my eyes they are burning and I wasn't even there!!

~bluepoppy

choochoo said...

I go to class with about ten of her... lol