There is a nugget of a story rattling around in my brain, but for the life of me I can't find the right angle. It's been in there for weeks, but nothin' doin', it refuses to hatch.
But I feel like blogging, so I bring you stupid test day! (or too lazy to get my blogging muscles actually moving day - your choice).
First: The colour of my heart. Yeah, I had the same thought... How stupid. On the accuracy scale, this one is pretty damn much useless. Only thing remotely right is Lucky first date and dream lover (got him!). As to what I bring to relationships... you'd have to ask Mr. Jazz.
| Your Heart Is Orange |
 Love equals unbridled happiness for you. You enjoy the wild ride of falling in love. And while the ride is fun for a while, you always get off once the thrill is gone. Your flirting style: Hyper Your lucky first date: Anything you need your passport for! Your dream lover: Is both daring and well grounded What you bring to relationships: Energy |
If I were a drag queen, my name would be...
| Your Drag Queen Name Is: |
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Ewwwww. But then how much of a chance is there that I become a drag queen? It would seem a bit besides the point to get a sex change, then disguise myself as what I was before the operation. Well, what I was + a lot of flamboyance. 'Cause the Jazzer? Not so flamboyant...
It seems my famous last words will be:
| Your Famous Last Words Will Be: |
 "What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous." |
I doubt it. I'm thinking it'll be more along the lines of: It was a good ride.
And apparently I'm destined for world domination. Which might change my last words. Or not.
| You Are Destined to Rule the World |
 You have the makings of a very evil dictator... Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary! Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least you know that you could. |
10 comments:
What lil' sister has your brain gone hibernating jut as Spring is about to spring. Wake up. It doesn't surprise me that you have delusions of world domination. All you have to do now is find an army, invent a weapon of mass destruction (doesn't even have to be real) and go for it. It's easy, as you can see Georgie has already done it.
I hope you start small with the whole world domination thing. If there's one thing Pinky and the Brain taught me, it's that taking over the world is hard, no matter what size your dryer is.
Write about your DVD collection!
Maybe it's time to have Mr. Jazz do a guest blog? I'd love to read his explanation of what you bring to a relationship. Heeeeeeee.
"It was good ride." I like that. A LOT. If you're feeling blue this is always funny: Try saying, "A skunk sat on a stump. Jump skunk, jump."
This always makes me laugh.
BB - Don't ever compare me to Dubbya, or I shall have to have you hunted down and brought before me where you will tremble before my greatness. Oh, and be grateful, very very grateful.
Ticknart - How about I start by taking over Canada, one province at a time...
Snay - My DVD collection consists mostly of animated movies and animated TV shows. I'm not sure what that says about me.
Jocelyn - Now that's an idea! I'll tell him you said that!
Geewits - It was a good ride. Is. Um. Jump skunk jump.
I know what you mean.... hitting a dry spell! Almost like writer's block... And thus the posts that nobody ever saw or commented on ... until you did!! LOL ;-) I do think I am back on track however!
Dave - So I am not completely insane! Whew!!! ;-)
March is like the official "I've been afflicted with writer's block" month. I think I'm over it. Might I suggest a road trip or copius amounts of alcohol?
I'm totaly destined for world domination, too. But I knew that.
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