- Can they arrive at the airport nekkid?
- Will they have a separate gate so the rest of us won't be subjected to the look of 200 overweight, out of shape, naked suburbanites... (Seriously, Ewwwwwwwww)
- If their gate is not secluded, will they have to take off their clothes in the "tunnel" between the gate and the plane?
- Or in the plane?
- Or will they take it off at the gate regardless??? (pls refer to second bullet and insert an long repulsed shudder)
- And.... why on earth would you want to put your naked butt on an airplane seat that has seen thousands of asses and must be one of the most filthy things in existence? I can't get my mind around that... Words desert me at the very thought - and I'm not overly fastidious. I can deal with filth but, well... yuck. (As for sitting on the seat after the naked ass has been there, well, whatever. At least I have clothes between me and whatever amount of skin flakes or bodily secretions remain on the seat).
Links to the English version of the story and to the French version, which, obviously, is complete with picture. 'Cause we Quebecers - we don't go for prudishness... Somehow though, I don't think the passengers will all be young and firm and appealing.